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  • #271
    Breaking news!!!

    The End is Nigh and it's the South that are getting binned first.

    When RDFRA inquired why the MA have given up training them, they released the following statement...

    Originally posted by Military Authorities
    What's the fecking point, you can't teach those t'ick c**ts anything
    From Sept 2012, Southern Bde training parades will continue insomuch that military installations will provide a safe area for those southern head-da-balls to mill around picking fights with inanimate objects for 2 hours of a week day evening; but they are otherwise considered a waste of rations and ammo, and thus had such expenses removed from their training budgets.

    In other news, The Mighty East are still making strange at the White Trash West after involuntarily adopting them post re-org.
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    • #272
      good weekend for the 28bn in the second brigade shoot.
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      • #273
        Originally posted by shanec View Post
        good weekend for the 28bn in the second brigade shoot.
        Of course it was, we are the best.
        I knew a simple soldier boy.....
        Who grinned at life in empty joy,
        Slept soundly through the lonesome dark,
        And whistled early with the lark.

        In winter trenches, cowed and glum,
        With crumps and lice and lack of rum,
        He put a bullet through his brain.
        And no one spoke of him again.

        You smug-faced crowds with kindling eye
        Who cheer when soldier lads march by,
        Sneak home and pray you'll never know
        The hell where youth and laughter go.

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        • #274
          There's a reason why you will always be the "second" brigade.

          Catch-22 says they have a right to do anything we can't stop them from doing.

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          • #275
            Took the bait

            Originally posted by Goldie fish View Post
            There's a reason why you will always be the "second" brigade.
            It's 2 Bde, not second Bde. That's because we're twice the Bde of those southern monkeys.

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            • #276
              Originally posted by shanec View Post
              good weekend for the 28bn in the second brigade shoot.
              Originally posted by Buck View Post
              Of course it was, we are the best.
              The evidence above suggests otherwise.

              Catch-22 says they have a right to do anything we can't stop them from doing.

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              • #277
                Originally posted by Goldie fish View Post
                The evidence above suggests otherwise.
                Err - 28 Inf Bn are part of 2 Bde... :-P
                "Well, stone me! We've had cocaine, bribery and Arsenal scoring two goals at home. But just when you thought there were truly no surprises left in football, Vinnie Jones turns out to be an international player!" (Jimmy Greaves)!"

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                • #278
                  whoosh.

                  Catch-22 says they have a right to do anything we can't stop them from doing.

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                  • #279
                    Originally posted by Goldie fish View Post
                    whoosh.
                    Whoosh yourself...
                    "Well, stone me! We've had cocaine, bribery and Arsenal scoring two goals at home. But just when you thought there were truly no surprises left in football, Vinnie Jones turns out to be an international player!" (Jimmy Greaves)!"

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                    • #280
                      Meanwhile in the South, as the sharpshooting old guard are discharged after collectively having an average age of 57 and a BMI of 36, the new blood struggle to maintain the same standard of marksmanship while actually having to do more within their RDF service than just turn up to shoot, drink and consume range stew.

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                      • #281
                        :cough: All army champions.:cough:

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                        • #282
                          Originally posted by smegers View Post
                          :cough: All army champions.:cough:
                          No such competition......

                          Or do you mean Defence Forces Champions.......

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                          • #283
                            Be interesting to see how many of the old and bold serial killers in the shooting comps still tog out this year and if they do how they perform now they have to wear CBA firing.
                            "Let us be clear about three facts. First, all battles and all wars are won in the end by the infantryman. Secondly, the infantryman always bears the brunt. His casualties are heavier, he suffers greater extremes of discomfort and fatigue than the other arms. Thirdly, the art of the infantryman is less stereotyped and far harder to acquire in modern war than that of any other arm." ------- Field Marshall Wavell, April 1945.
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                            • #284
                              For the day that's in it

                              Can't Fight, Won't Fight

                              - The story of Cork, Easter 1916
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                              • #285
                                Originally posted by SwiftandSure View Post
                                Can't Fight, Won't Fight

                                - The story of Cork, Easter 1916
                                Thomas Kent - IMO Discussion Board
                                http://forum.irishmilitaryonline.com/showthread.php?25701-Thomas-Kent&highlight=thomas+kent
                                For now, everything hangs on implementation of the CoDF report.

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