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    http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/F.C.A.
    Last edited by Muzzle; 23 October 2006, 17:06.

  • #2
    It has been deleted it seems
    What are you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem.

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    • #3
      it wasn't very flattering included phrases like "Corrupt Quaterwanker's"

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      • #4
        Good to see its been deleted then. Just like the real thing.
        Trouble, Trouble, I tried to chase trouble but its chasing me.
        Trouble, trouble, trouble with a capitol T
        do do do do do do do da do do do. etc etc......

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        • #5
          Was quite a funny page! Loved the pic of RDF soldier with BREN 2006!! Shame its gone b4 i could save a copy to hard drive...hmmm...maybe its in my laptop temp folder files at home! Will check and post!
          Last edited by antichrist; 23 October 2006, 16:39.
          There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't

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          • #6
            My link was wrong (well the board software ****e dit up) so try it now and u will see the page.

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            • #7
              Two of the funnier paragraphs

              Despite the obvious inability of the 1930s Bren LMG to tackle a modern battle helicopter 2* General-Privates are still trained to shoot down low-flying aircraft. According to the 'LMG training manual: Page 37 Paragraph a' "Privates should be well trained in the ability to locate and destroy low flying air-targets such as the 'Red Barron' and other modern state-of-the-art air craft such as the highly mobile 'Blimp'.

              The R.D.F. had, at the last count, 62 million members. However 61,989,657 of those are rarely heard of, never seen and completely unnofficial. The remainder are over-weight, undertrained or are waiting for their first-issue of trousers... still.


              Someone give that man a medal.
              To close with and kill the enemy in all weather conditions, night and day and over any terrain

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              • #8
                Excellent

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                • #9
                  Very entertaining
                  Sir I cant find my peltors........Private they are on your face

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                  • #10
                    That kind of thing really annoys me..

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                    • #11
                      That's one of the funniest things I've seen on the internet.
                      At least it's a funny p!ss take and he throws a few digs the PDFs way too.
                      "I have never accepted what many people have kindly said, namely that I inspired the Nation. It was the nation and the race dwelling around the globe that had the lion heart. I had the luck to be called upon to give the roar"
                      - Sir Winston Churchill, Speech Nov. 1954.

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                      • #12
                        Whoever wrote it has to have spent some time in the service, eg "Quarterwankers", he or she has some knowledge of the organisation.
                        If you cant laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at.
                        courage, endurance, mateship and sacrifice

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                        • #13
                          priceless
                          But there's no danger
                          It's a professional career
                          Though it could be arranged
                          With just a word in Mr. Churchill's ear
                          If you're out of luck you're out of work
                          We could send you to johannesburg.

                          (Elvis Costello, Olivers Army)

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                          • #14
                            bravo! Take it on the chin lads!
                            "Many a time a man's mouth broke his nose"

                            "Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand next to the object you wish to view."

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                            • #15
                              FCAEMON:

                              British Invaders: Harrier Jump-Jet I choose you!

                              F.C.A I will defeat your ' Jump Jet' with our second-hand battle-proven Bren Gun!




                              ROFLMAO
                              Last edited by JAG; 23 October 2006, 23:29.
                              Take these men and women for your example.
                              Like them, remember that posterity can only
                              be for the free; that freedom is the sure
                              possession of those who have the
                              courage to defend it.
                              ***************
                              Liberty is being free from the things we don't like in order to be slaves of the things we do like.
                              ***************
                              If you're not ready to die for it, put the word freedom out of your vocabulary.

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