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  • #16
    i may or may not be in the supersecret megaforce. Im not allowed to tell you.
    Ack ack ack ack ack..Kaboom!! hooray!!!! arrrrrr....
    Pedro lacks political experience

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    • #17
      Originally posted by hedgehog View Post
      Who of us here has never ever ever stretched the truth in the pursuit of

      the ladies with large breasts

      I say back him up and let him fly
      Hahahahaha, ah hedgie... I have so many stories to tell you someday... Theres a group of girls from Stutgart asking when my mega-super-famous band are touring with Green day... lol

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      • #18
        I actually see nothing wrong with a lad who tells down right lies and tall tales

        but only if his ultimate purpose is to pull some yoke

        maybe we should create a new thread entitled

        lies and shite told in pursuit of hiding the one eyed spitter
        Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
        Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
        The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere***
        The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
        The best lack all conviction, while the worst
        Are full of passionate intensity.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by hedgehog View Post
          I actually see nothing wrong with a lad who tells down right lies and tall tales

          but only if his ultimate purpose is to pull some yoke

          maybe we should create a new thread entitled

          lies and shite told in pursuit of hiding the one eyed spitter
          But, hedgie: this thread is already called "Infantry Training"...:wink:

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          • #20
            Originally posted by Parts View Post
            But, hedgie: this thread is already called "Infantry Training"...:wink:
            I think Hedgehog took the whole engaging with the enemy too far and ended up getting married!!!
            "The Question is not: how far you will take this? The Question is do you possess the constitution to go as far as is needed?"

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            • #21
              Originally posted by hedgehog View Post
              I actually see nothing wrong with a lad who tells down right lies and tall tales

              but only if his ultimate purpose is to pull some yoke

              maybe we should create a new thread entitled

              lies and shite told in pursuit of hiding the one eyed spitter
              right-o said this to a couple of really hot ones in the slodge oddly enough(I know I was shocked too)
              they had successfully shot down every bloke who went up to them I said **** walked up and asked in as serious a voice as I could do "would you sleep with Jesus" one laughed the other almost choked on her drink, ended in a result as i scored one of em.
              Lifes a bitch, so be her pimp!

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              • #22
                maybe he was one of those FCAEMONS we heard about
                Sir I cant find my peltors........Private they are on your face

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                • #23
                  love the sleep with Jesus thing..brilliant....
                  Covid 19 is not over ....it's still very real..Hand Hygiene, Social Distancing and Masks.. keep safe

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                  • #24
                    Kermit,
                    the man may be confused. Alouettes can easily be fitted with a second pilot's seat and a duplicate set of controls.He might have seen one of them.....anything said under the influence of drink/lust, that enables a man to score, is justified, provided one can also properly deny having said it, later. Although, if this guy is wearing a little "Ronnie" moustache (Barry McGuigan type), he needs all the help he can get.
                    regards
                    GttC

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by hptmurphy View Post
                      love the sleep with Jesus thing..brilliant....
                      Yes it was actually one of my better random statements and all feel free to use it but remember where you heard it first, also it can be good to follow it up with something along the lines of

                      just imagine its the year 20 and your sitting in a pub in Nazereth and in walks this guy with long hair orders you a water and poof it turns into wine, would you be impressed
                      Lifes a bitch, so be her pimp!

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                      • #26
                        not if I'd ordered a Carlsberg!

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Groundhog View Post
                          whingeneers.
                          Someone a bit sore over not getting Tech Pay?
                          "Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect."

                          Hunter S. Thompson

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