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  • New Chinese shovel

    This is wonderful

    Something doesn't have to have touchscreen and a Core I7 processor to be multifunctional. Just look at the Chinese Miliary Shovel, model WJQ-308. It digs. It


    the 8 mins 46 youtube is hypnotic. Every time you thing you'll stop it they do something else and you have to watch to the end.

    As Will Smith said in Independence Day "I gotta get me one of these"
    "Are they trying to shoot down the other drone? "

    "No, they're trying to fly the tank"

  • #2
    Does it come with a chinese shovel operator?


    Catch-22 says they have a right to do anything we can't stop them from doing.

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    • #3
      all the council lads should have one of these

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      • #4
        Wants
        But there's no danger
        It's a professional career
        Though it could be arranged
        With just a word in Mr. Churchill's ear
        If you're out of luck you're out of work
        We could send you to johannesburg.

        (Elvis Costello, Olivers Army)

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        • #5
          i know men who have killed with a shovel.

          it wasn't as useful as this one though.
          RGJ

          ...Once a Rifleman - Always a Rifleman... Celer et Audax

          The Rifles

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          • #6
            " I know men who have killed with a shovel' By far the worse break of the year so far..

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            • #7
              Hi all,
              It won't work in Ireland. A council worker wouldn't be able to lean on one and pass comments on his mate in the hole unless he was a dwarf...unless the Chinese supply a dwarf to do the digging.....oh, don't forget your shovel/knife/hoe/saw/wire-cutter/can-opener if ye want to go to work. Any chance of a shtart, Boss?
              Just wait til the Chinese start forging Leathermen.
              regards
              GttC

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              • #8
                I love the ninja-edit where your man throws the grappling hook up to the rail and magically it's anchored in place!

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                • #9
                  Wow :-O

                  Is there anything it can't do?
                  If u add a single shot shotgun into the handle it be the ultimate multi-tool..
                  Life's short, party naked :-)

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                  • #10
                    You see what I mean ? Its like one of those salad slicer ads where the guy just keeps saying "But Wait,,,, There's more ! "
                    "Are they trying to shoot down the other drone? "

                    "No, they're trying to fly the tank"

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                    • #11
                      It could be.. He does start cutting potatos & onions in the middle while drinking sake..
                      Life's short, party naked :-)

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                      • #12
                        Imagine if MacGyver had one....

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Vamp369 View Post
                          Imagine if MacGyver had one....
                          He would have made one.
                          Don't stand there GAWPING, like you've never seen the hand of God BEFORE!!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by paul View Post
                            He would have made one.
                            Outstanding !

                            "Well, stone me! We've had cocaine, bribery and Arsenal scoring two goals at home. But just when you thought there were truly no surprises left in football, Vinnie Jones turns out to be an international player!" (Jimmy Greaves)!"

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by RoyalGreenJacket View Post
                              i know men who have killed with a shovel.

                              it wasn't as useful as this one though.
                              No way I'd go to a pikey wedding

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